Hello 2013

Goodbye 2012, Helloo 2013..

Happy new year all, GBU!!!

*Smooch

Tebak-tebakan garing.. krikk.. krikk

Apa beda bulan ama matahari……hayooooo
kalo bulan bisa omong…..kalo matahari dapat diskon

Kenape soda susu enak pake “es”
Kalo kaga’ pake “es” jadi nye oda u u

Katak apa yang gak pernah bohong?
KATAKan sejujurnya (walau terasa pahit…)

Anak apa yang paling jelek sedunia………………?
anak-anak bilang sih lo yang lagi baca tekateki ini…

Barang apa yang lagi di pake tegang kalo udahnya lemes, klunya
awalnya “K” akhirnya “L”
Ketepel (jangan ngeres dul dul ya….) wekkk

Ikan apa yang paling bodoh?
Ikan kembung(udah tau kembung masih di dalam air)

Mengapa tarsan tidak mau tinggal dikota?
karena harga rumah dikota mahal khan tarsan ngak kerja

Hewan apa yang bersaudara?
Katak beradik

Telor apa yang ditakuti sama telor lainnya?
Telor asin, soalnya ada tatonya

Telor asin paling takut ama telor apa ?
Telor Puyuh, soalnya tatonya lebih banyak

Mengapa ikan tidak hidup di darat?
Karena takut sama kucing

Apakah benar kita bakal sial kalo jumpa ama kucing hitam?
Itu tergantung, kamu itu manusia atau tikus.

Mengapa guru sejarah botaknya pada kepala bagian belakang, sedangkan profesor dibagian depan?
Karena guru sejarah berpikir pada masa lampau, sedang profesor berpikir untuk masa depan.

Kenapa robin jadi pembasmi kejahatan?
Soalnya dia ketemu sama batman….
kalo ketemunya sama baskin dia bakalan buka toko eskrim

Burung apa yang sayapnya satu?
Burung ngelamar kerjaan (sayap satunya megang map)

Kenapa nyamuk kalau terbang pasti bunyinya nging nging
dikuping?
Sebab nyamuk menghisap darah coba kalau menghisap solar pasti bunyinya bremmmmmmm…… bremmmmmm… bremmmmmm… bremmmmmmmm

Kenapa ibu dari pengantin wanita menangis pada saat upacara pernikahan?
Gak rela anaknya diboongin

Apa persamaan telpon ama jemuran?
Kalau kering diangkat. Hihihi!

Apa bahasa indianya bumbu dapur?
Tumbar miri jahe

Gimana caranya supaya kereta api dan motor kalau ditimbang beratnya sama?
kereta api dan motornya di foto

Orang apa kalau dipukul gak sakit-sakit?
Orang gak kena yeeeeeeeeee

Apa bedanya tukang pajak ama palak?
Kalau tukang pajak nagihnya pake surat, kalau tukang palak pake urat!

Sebutin 3 jagoan tertolol!
Superman–pakai kolor diluar!!
Robin–pakai kolor doang!!
Batman–sudah tahu Superman ama Robin tolol, masih
ditemenin.

Apa bahasa chinanya anak kecil terpeleset?
Lichin thong…

Rambo lahirnya dimana?
Di turunan, waktu nganterin ibunya, mobil bapaknya remnya
blong, si ibu bilang rem bo’!

Ikan apa yg bertahan lama hidup di darat?
Ikan panjang umur

Apa persamaannya batu dengan buta?
Sama-sama tidak baik untuk mata.

Kuman apa yang dipatuhi teman-temannya?
Kumandan upacara

Apakah Limau itu ?
Duau ditambah Tigau

Mengapa bumi selalu berputar mengelilingi matahari?
Karena ingin mencari diskon Matahari yang paling besar

Mengapa batman pakai topeng?
Karena malu celana dalamnya keliatan.

Kenapa Batman & Robin keluarnya malem?
Kalo keluar pagi kena Three in One.

Xoxo,

MissKepoo

You’re Cranky? The 6 Surprising Reasons

Monkey at Tanah Lot, Bali | Photos: @citracity

Ever feel like you hate everything and everyone?

 Or you reach your boiling point so quickly that chemists should study you?

You’re not alone – more and more women are finding themselves extra cranky. Luckily, science has some explanations and solutions to offer. Learn the most common causes of crankiness and how to fight-off your bad mood.

 

1. Your Hormones

If you’ve noticed that your bad moods occur around the same time every month, the culprit could be your hormones. As women move through their monthly cycle, their ovaries produce the hormones estrogen and progesterone. One week before your period, your progesterone levels are at their peak and then they suddenly drop, which triggers crankiness.

PMS, short for premenstrual syndrome, is thought to be caused by these fluctuating hormone levels. Another change in hormone levels occurs during menopause, where your progesterone drops down to zero. This fluctuation also can lead to irritability.

Solution: If you experience crankiness around these times, you have to build up your defenses. Studies have found that omega-3s can help prevent the symptoms of PMS and menopause. Take 600 mg of DHA omega-3s daily.

2. Caffeine

Consuming caffeine, even in moderation, can cause anxiety. Caffeine stimulates the brain, which makes it addictive. When people become addicted to caffeine, they may experience symptoms of withdrawal including headaches, fatigue and moodiness.

Solution: You should only consume 200 mg or 2 (8 oz) cups of caffeinated beverages a day.

3. Not Eating Enough

Your brain needs glucose for energy. If your blood sugar levels are too low, you might feel sluggish, irritable and experience difficulty concentrating.

Solution: To prevent low blood sugar, eat healthy snacks every 3 hours

4. Your Bedroom

The correlation between sleep and your mood is no secret. But you could still be tired and cranky regardless of how early you hit the hay. Studies have shown that even dim light, for example the glow from your TV, reading lamp, or even your alarm clock, in the bedroom may increases cases of depression. This light decreases the production of the hormone melatonin. Without steady levels of melatonin, your normal sleep patterns can become disturbed.  Think about this the next time you wake up on the wrong side of bed.

Solution: Do a lights-out check before bed. Turn off all the lights and try setting a sleep timer on the TV if that helps you fall asleep. Turn your alarm clock away from you.

5. Your Diet

The comfort food you grab when you’re in a bad mood could actually be the cause of the bad mood in the first place. Diets rich in trans and saturated fats have been linked to increased depression. Additionally, new studies indicate that these diets can negatively affect cognition. Junk food and fast food negatively affect the connections between your brain cells called synapses.

Solution: Look for foods packed with vitamins and minerals that will sustain you throughout the day with lasting energy, rather than the fatty, sugary processed foods that may taste good, but leave you with no energy.


6. Your Thyroid
Your thyroid is a gland that makes the hormones that help to regulate your metabolism. In a condition called hypothyroidism, you experience a deficiency of thyroid hormone that leaves you fatigued, sluggish and depressed. The condition has other symptoms including; weight gain, increased sensitivity to cold, pale dry skin, constipation, and brittle nails and hair.

Solution: If these symptoms apply to you, see your doctor and get your thyroid levels checked. Hypothyroidism is treatable.

7 Weird Things That Turn Guys On

"I think it’s so sexy when my girlfriend goes to bed without washing her makeup totally off and wakes up with little black smudges under her eyes. It gives her this smoky, mysterious look." — Jeff, 26

"During sex, if I’m talking or grunting too much my fiance will clamp her hand over my mouth, and it gets me even more aroused. I like that she knows what she wants—or doesn’t want—and has no problem letting me know." —Ty, 23

"Although it’s great when a chick takes care of herself physically, a six-pack is intimidating. A soft stomach is way more of a turn-on because it’s womanly and feminine." —Adam, 24

"I once dated a woman who was pretty buttoned up in day-to-day life, but every once in a while she’d put on a fake tattoo for me to find or clip in hot pink hair extensions and it always drove me wild. It felt like I was going to bed with a totally different person." —Derrick, 31

"I love when my girl first walks in the door after being at the gym. She thinks she looks gross, but I find her sweaty body and messy hair so arousing." — Anthony, 25

"When a woman laughs during sex it’s the hottest thing ever because I know she’s having fun. No guy wants someone that is always serious and overly sensual." — Michael, 28

"A baseball hat on a woman is incredibly sexy. It’s traditionally a masculine item, and seeing it on her makes her look sporty and cool." —Rob, 23

Hottest Male Star Under 25

credit : allkpop’s 

by poopiness 

Come on now, you all knew this was coming. Considering that allkpop readers are predominantly females, how can we possibly post up a top 10 hottest females under 25 without posting a top 10 hottest males under 25? The following males have it all, undeniably good looks, overflowing charisma and best of all, they’re all young enough to have questionable relationships with fan-girls without being accused of pedophilia. So which one do you want to have questionable relationships with the most?

KIM JAE JOONG of Dong Bang Shin Ki
Date of birth: January 26, 1986 (age 23)
Why is he on the list? Why? Because it’s mother effing Jae Joong! If there’s anyone that deserves to be on this list, it’s this guy. He has just the right combination of ridiculous good looks, well built body and lovable quirky personality. Plus, he can cook!
PROOF

SE7EN (CHOI DONG WOOK)
Date of birth: November 9, 1984 (age 24)
Why is he on the list? Who here on allkpop doesn’t know se7en? The man is a legend! He’s got enough hotness at 24 years old to last him a life time. His best defining feature, beside being tall and toned, are his thick ass lips that pretty much guarantee he’ll be a good kisser.
PROOF

PARK JAEBEOM of 2PM
Date of birth: April 25, 1987 (age 22)
Why is he on the list? He has hands down the best body in 2PM, and arguably one of the best body in all of Korea. But that’s not all, he is also an amazing dancer with a dorky personality accompanied by a magnetic smile that just sucks you in. What is there not to like?
PROOF

HAN CHUNG LIM
Date of birth: February 6, 1986 (age 23)
Why is he on the list? Chung Lim is a little late to the Kpop scene, but just like fine wine, he only got better with age. Even if you don’t like his singing, you cannot deny that the man looks good. It’s hard to ask more from the guy when he already has a good looking face, a great smile and a rare tall stature.
PROOF

T.O.P of Big Bang
Date of birth: November 4, 1987 (age 21)
Why is he on the list? Although he doesn’t have the sex bomb body of fellow member Taeyang, he’s got everything else that is hot, from the deep voice and piercing eyes to the undeniable swagger. TOP looks like the type that would do you from behind in a dark alley, but then who doesn’t love a bad boy?
PROOF

IM SEULONG of 2AM
Date of birth: May 11, 1987 (age 22)
Why is he on the list? Most know him for his angelic voice, but he actually also has a kicking body that’s second to none. Seulong is every girl’s fantasy, a hot guy that can serenade them while they run their hands all over his washboard abs.
PROOF

KIM HYUN JOONG of SS501
Date of birth: June 6, 1986 (age 23)
Why is he on the list? If anything, he should be on this list just because his two best friends (Jae Joong and TOP) are already on this list. Through We Got Married and his generous free fan meeting, Kim Hyung Joong proves that he is not just hot, but is also down to earth and caring.
PROOF

CHOI SIWON of Super Junior
Date of birth: February 10, 1987 (age 22)
Why is he on the list? Super Junior could not ask for a better poster boy. Choi Siwon has the sophisticated gentlemen thing down, but with a body like his, fan-girls everywhere are hoping that he’s also a freak in the sheets. A typical day with Siwon would be hot coffee in the morning shortly followed by a little hanky panky with a break for tea in the afternoon.
PROOF

JANG GEUN SUK
Date of birth: August 4, 1987 (age 21)
Why is he on the list? The bad boy with a cute face. Famous for his outspoken personality and techtonik dance, Jang Geun Suk is already making a name for himself at 21. There’s something about him that just scream naughty, and fan-girls would not have it any other way.
PROOF

LEE MIN HO
Date of birth: June 22, 1987 (age 21)
Why is he on the list? There’s no hottest male list that would be complete without Boys Before Flower’s poster boy, Lee Min Ho. This guy is so hot that he was hired to play the role of the hottest boy in school. Actually, as advertisers have already figured out, this guy is so hot that slapping his face on any product will make it sell.
PROOF

Okay first of all, breathe! Change your underwear, and then start voting! Even though it’s a little obvious who’s going to win first, let’s see who will at least snag second place! Voting ends June 19th!

NOTE: Due to the ridiculous number of Korean male boy bands, we’re only picking one member per group. That’s why you don’t see Yunho and Taeyang and etc.